© accioloki
when I was 16
Friends: Tons of people haven't had their first kiss yet. There's people who can't even date yet. Don't sweat it. You have plenty of time.
18
Friends: Oh? Still haven't kissed anyone? Well, the guys here suck. You'll find someone in college.
21
Friends: ...Well, there's a bunch of 21 year old virgins. I regretted my first time, anyway. Who wants a relationship now? Have fun being single.
When I'm 25
Friends: I had a cousin who didn't have her first relationship til she was 35. Now she's a grandmother of six!
Me: Really?
Friends: Yeah, her cat just had kittens!
Me: ....
When I'm 30
Friends: ...
Me: ...
Friends: ...Here's 200 bucks. Just knock yourself out.
posted 2 months ago | 34 #my life #forever alone #5ever alone
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